Question #1:

Ladies: Do random strangers often buy you drinks at restaurants?

I see it all the time in movies (where a random guy will tell the waiter to get the pretty girl he sees a cocktail/martini) but does it happen alot at restaurants in real life? b/c I haven't heard of it happen much.

And I'm not talking bars and clubs here, just at restaurants.

Question #2:

Jokes for the women on Y!A?

I apologise in advance to any men who read this and find it insulting.

1. What's the difference between a stupid man and a catfish?
One is a bottom-feeding scum-sucker and the other is a fish.

2. What's the difference whales and stupid men?
Whales mate for life.

3. What's the difference between a stupid man and yoghurt?
Yoghurt has culture.

4. Why don't stupid men mind their own business?
No mind.

5. How are stupid men like commercials?
You can't believe a word either 1 says & they both last about 60 seconds.

6. Why did the stupid man put ice in his condom?
To keep the swelling down.

7. Why did the stupid man pour beer into his waterbed?
He wanted a foam mattress

8. What did the experts of the 90's discover that could do the work of 10 men?
One woman.

9. What do stupid men and beer bottles have in common?
They are both empty from the neck up.

10. Why are stupid men both like laxatives?
They both irritate the sh*t out of you.

11. How are stupid men like the weather?
Nothing can be done to change either of them.

12. What do stupid men and decaff coffee have in common?
No active ingredients.

13. How many stupid men does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Just one. They will screw anything.

14. How many stupid men does it take to change a lightbulb?
10. 1 to change the bulb and the other 9 to congratulate him down the pub.

15. Why do stupid men name their p*nises?
Because they want to be on first name turms with the person who makes 95% of their decisions.

16. What is a stupid man's idea of commitment?
A second date.

17. Why were men given larger brains than dogs?
So they wouldn't hump womens legs at cocktail parties.

18. Why did the stupid man buy a new car?
He couldn't keep up the payments on the old 1.

19. Did you hear about the stupid man who walked into a shop selling telephones?
He bought a cordless phone for every room in the house.

20. How do you make a stupid man exercise?
Hide the Tv's remote control

21. What is a stupid man's idea of foreplay?
Half an hour of begging.

22. What does a stupid man think foreplay is?
Something you do on a golf course.

23. What's the difference between a stupid man and a yeti?
One is covered with matted hair and stinks. The other lives on the top of a mountain.

24. Why are stupid men like ghosts?
They have to been seen to be believed.

25. Why are stupid men happy?
Because ignorance is bliss.

26. Why do stupid men write 'T.G.I.F' on their shoes?
To remind them that Toes Go In First.

27. What do you call a stupid man that uses the Rhythm Method?
Dad.

28. How did the stupid man die drinking milk?
The cow fell on him.

29. Why don't stupid men's dogs do tricks?
You have to be more intelligent than a dog to teach it tricks.

30. Why do stupid men drive BMW's?
Because they can spell it.

31. How are stupid men like carpet tiles?
If you lay them properly the first time you can walk all over them for the rest of your life.

32. What's the useless piece of skin attached to the male member.
A man.

33. What does a stupid man say when he proposes marriage?
You're going to have a what?

34. How do you make a stupid man's eyes twinkle?
Shine a torch in his ear.

35. Did you hear about the stupid man who died at the height of passion?
He came and went at the same time.

Again sorry to the men but i have just split up with my bf and telling these jokes makes me feel better.

Question #3:

how much tip does a average cocktail waitress in Vegas make?

Also how much minimum does the waitress make in the smaller local casino?

Question #4:

Help, I need to know what is missing from this Buffet menu? party for 65people?

Cold cut platter & rolls,baked ziti,meatballs,Keilbasa w pepper & onions,Chicken Wings (Honey BBQ),Chicken Nuggets,macaroni & cheese,garlic bread / sticks,ham/asparagus wraps,Shrimp & cocktail sauce,Deviled Eggs,taco dip ( salsa, sourcream, and tacomeat, with cheese melted on top)with Scoops,pepperoni & Cheese Platter,Crackers,fruit tray & Grapes,Chips & Dip,Cheese Puffs,Brownies,ChocoChip Cookies,Sugar Cookies,Peanut Butter Cookies,Lemon Squares,Chex Mix,veggie tray,Salad
beer, wine, cocktails, soda,Juice Boxes for Kids

Ketchup, Mayo, Relish, Mustard,Salad Dressings
I was thinking of adding a few or appetizers,
maybe cocktail weenies and sauce or pigs in a blanket might be some additions, I feel like I am missing pototoes.

but I don't know how to just add a potato dish, without anything to accompany it.Most of the main courses have sauce. If I add potatoes, do I need to add a seperate meat dish too? 65 people will be here and I am cooking it all myself.

Question #5:

Most Bang for My Wedding Buck?? Help!?

My Fiance and I are Grad Students so we are on a very limited budget. However, our families are going to help us out as much as possible, though they can't spare much either. We have a few months to start saving before we need to start booking venders. Regardless of where we have our wedding, a portion of our guests will be coming in from several different states. Here are the options we are considering to have out wedding/reception. Our guest list is about 100 - 110 (and this is the shaved down version). We would like a simple but elegant reception.

We live in Washington DC - everything is expensive here. Ideally, we would get married in a church and have a cocktail reception at a winery or such. We would have to purchase the alcohol through the winery ($) and hire a caterer for the food and service ($), and then we would have a transportation issue as well. Can we feed 100 on a cocktail menu?

Charleston, SC - We LOVE this place. Everything is cheaper down south, but it is a tourist destination so prices may be inflated. The guest list would be cut (some people won't travel that far) so that could save us money, but I would have to hire a wedding planner to handle the details since I am far away. Thinking about a wedding in a garden or public park, reception at a nice restaurant/banquet hall. Guests would order off the menu, we would pay.

My hometown/Parent's home - Church is .5mile from my house. We would have to rent everything ($), tent, china etc. We would make most of the food ourselves, but hire servers to serve it family style/ clean up. Guest Hotels would be 30min away, however. We do have ample parking at our. home. But.. its still a back yard.

What do you think is the best option? I am craftly and would love to do my own flowers, invites and crafts to help save money, if the location allows.

Question #6:

Christmas Party Situation?

Okay here's the dilema. On December 6th we are having our company Christmas Party. It's semi-formal, it's at a nice hotel banquet room where there will be a nice sit down dinner, cocktails, the works. The company owner is going to be there so I have to not only be on my best behavior but also my "guest". Here is where my dilema comes into play. I was told today by my boss that my guest is a must. I can't come alone because they have already paid for his/her plate. But I am recently single, they all know this. I have no one I can bring, no female friends, no male friends, no one. As depressing as this must sound I am okay with being a recluse. I have my son who is 8 and I am content at this juncture in my life. However this Christmas Party has turned into my hell on earth. What do I do? How do I find a date in with such sort notice? I don't want my company's christmas party to be our first date. I need to know that whoever I do bring will be mature, respectful, won't take advantage to much of the open bar and the free hotel room that night provided by the company. They have to be able to carry themselves with dignity and at least put on a good front when the head of the company is present. I am open to suggestions any and all would be appreciated. This is so important to me. Thanks.

Question #7:

do eclectus parrots get along with a cocktail?



Question #8:

Why do I look like a junkie?

I have never done a drug, or smoked a cigarette, and I drink only socially, about 1-2 cocktails max and only when out for dinner or with friends. I have always been very health conscience. I don't eat fast food, sugar, or drink soda. I drink 2 liters of water a day. I use all natural products on my skin and hair. So why is it that I have dark purple circles under my eyes, acene, weird bruises on my legs and back I can't explain, yellow teeth, egg shell nails (fingernails that fold over instead of growing outward) spider veins, and my body seems to hold on to toxins, although I'm not sure what toxins I'm consuming. I'm also really pale. Why is it that a lot of people who do drugs, drink, and smoke have great skin, are thin, and don't have dark circles? It's not genes because no one else in my family has any of these problems. What could be wrong with me?
No, I eat meat, I'm not anorexic, I have no eating disorders at all.
I picked up a whitening kit and have used it twice and so far my teeth are pretty white!

Question #9:

ALS Icebreaker Dress?

Ok, so this is a little short notice but I need to know what to wear to my husbands ALS icebreaker. He is wearing his blues but is not required to wear the dress jacket with it. Its like a mixer where he is supposed to meet and mingle with his superiors and colleagues. Ive been told church dress or cocktail which are both different to me. If it is church dress I would wear a nice pair of jeans with a nice dress top but if its a cocktail party I would wear a white knee-length dress with blue and black flowers on it to match his blues.

so to sum it up what do I wear so I'm not overdressed and so I don't make him look bad?

Question #10:

Does this sound like a good cocktail?

I want to make Christmas Mojitos! The only way I have come up with of doing this so far is making a regular Majito, and using ice cubes dyed red with food dye, so it's red and green of the mint leaves. Can anyone think of any other ideas? Would cranberry make a good Mojito (sounds weird but you never know)?
where do you assholes who just leave retarted answers come from? Go back to your mothers basement Nick!

Question #11:

Cocktails Beak is growing to long?

I have 1 34 year old cocktail and all of a sudden his beak is growing at a great rate of speed. He is using his cuttle stone what could be causing this. his beak need to be trimmed every 2 _3 weeks is this normal?

Question #12:

can all these drugs go together??? what could happen?

my mom takes xanax valium laxapro (strong dose) and ambien and has phentermine but claims she doesn't take it
along with other stuff like singulair and some inhalers
but it sounds like a cocktail of narcotics to me
she was in a car accident and claims post traumatic stress (they upped the lexapro and gave valium)nothing happened to the driver of the car though and they were hit on the drivers door
she has been getting worse everyday as far as mental health the first week she stayed by herself and drove around to pay bills and what not but now after being pumped up all week with these drugs she is way worse to the point of not being able to shower and stay by herself

are all these drugs giving her a mental problem?
there has always been a mental problem question from the get go so maybe it is just coming out full force?
what physical problems could happen from so many drugs???

Question #13:

Prawn Cocktail Pringles......ever tried them? AMAZING?

prawn cocktail pringles has quite possibly got to be THE best crisp i have ever eaten. and i have tried a few trust me.

any1 else like this stuff?

Question #14:

my dog got hold of my tinned fruit cocktail wil it hurt her.?

my dog eat a dish of tinned fruit cocktail will it harm her. She enjoyed it. I would hate to harm her by incidents like this one what ,if any, fruit is safe to give her.

Question #15:

In desperate need of cocktail recipe's?? ?

i had one called strawberry delight 1 months ago but can not remember what was in it, but anything milky would be great thanks.
bailey's included please.

Question #16:

Girls...Have you ever made an inexpensive mascara brush..?

...by sticking a cocktail stick up a centipedes @rse?
Jonah-No sh*t!

Hypocrites-Goths aint high on me agenda...frankly they can do what they want with centipedes.Unless it`s MY centipede of course.
notpoodle-Hahhahahhahhah....nice one! By the way...it`s prodigal poet/bubba etc...mind if i stick you on as a contact again?
notpoodle-cheeky fekker! ;)

Question #17:

how would i play up this dress?

I am 21 and im going to my work christmas party. it is at an art gallery and i work at a salon..so i HAVE to look cute but appropriate. i love my dress. but i dont know what to wear with it. i will probably wear some panty hose or fish nets and def. heels. i dunno what shoes would look best though. or what accesories to wear to make it pop. please help!!! oh and the dress code is "cocktail attire"


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and also what should i do for makeup?

Question #18:

Can anyone tell me a rough price of Cocktail Waiter Hire for private party (in-house)?

I am organising a Hen do on behalf of my best friend and need some advise.

We are going away for the weekend to a beautiful private house in a village outside of Newquay and it seems silly paying to go to some grotty sweaty club when the house we are staying in is so lovely.

I was thinking of hiring some cocktail waiters to throw around some bottles and shake up some tasty cocktails for us one evening and was wondering if anyone can tell me a price or recommend someone/somewhere who could give me a price.

Any help appreciated.

Thanks in advance

Question #19:

My husband has been invited to a function and the dress code is cocktail?

He does not want to wear a suit nor does he own one. He thinks he can get away with Grey dress pants and a shirt (no tie) Any advise? We have less than 24 hours to get him together

Question #20:

Homesickness? Bereavement?

Recently (3 months ago) I moved to a small town (appx. 250,000 people) from a city of over 3 million. Reason for my move was to complete schooling. Unfortunately, I don't know anyone in this city. At first, I didn't really miss my home, but now, I am starting to feel it more. Its getting quite depressing not having friends, being away from my significant other, and family. I originally coped with going to the gym rigorously, but now, its not giving me the same fulfillment as it once did. Back home, weekends and weekdays were occupied by hanging out with people. Here, I am social at my job, but afterwards, its quite isolative. I meet people at the gym, but its hard making pals at the gym. Also, with a small town, many groups are clicky, so hard to become a part of those as well. To make my weekends more social, I got a job at a local bar (as a bouncer), but even this ostrasizes me. I find my humor is not up to par. I think I come off as too "professional" (as my regular job calls for a high degree of professionalism) and not one to go with the flow (only after a few cocktails perhaps).

Anyways, just feeling down lately. Don't feel like calling any of my friends back home, view it as a chore/nuisance rather than enjoyable. Worry that my friends back home will "forget" me upon my return (in 10 months, I moved away for 1 year).

I don't know whats wrong with me, honestly. I sometimes wonder if I don't know how to socialize well with others, or, have I not found the right crew. I don't know what else to add. I'm 25 years old, Male. Tips? Anyone experience this when they moved away?

Thanks for reading.





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